Disney World unveiled their brand new animatronic President Trump for their Hall of Presidents exhibit this week and hoo boy, it isn’t even close.
According to The Hill, the animatronic Trump will say his oath of office and add some Stephen Miller-penned nonsense about what a “privilege” it is to “work” on behalf of the “American” people.
“Above all, to be an American is to be an optimist, to believe that we can always do better and that the best days of our great nation are still ahead of us,” he says. “It’s a privilege to serve as the president of the United States, to stand here among so many great leaders of our past, and to work on behalf of the American people.”
But the way the thing looks – an horrifying mix of Kim Jong-Il and Jon Voight – got Twitter thinking how Disney could have swung and missed so hard. Some users offered a relatively plausible conspiracy theory.
Here me out on this. Clearly Disney had Hilary's robot ready to go and then they had to try and make it look like Trump. Don't hate me. This is just a necessary and painful fact we all need to deal with. pic.twitter.com/biSirfwE59
— Shannon O'Neill (@spotastic) December 19, 2017
The more I see of Disney's 'Hall of Presidents' Trump, the more I'm convinced they made a Hillary one first and had to redo it pic.twitter.com/vJTMnZPak8
— maple cocaine (@historyinflicks) December 19, 2017
— 🇱🇷🦃Jesus🙏🏿🇱🇷 (@funnyman69420) December 19, 2017
Twitter user Dustin Giebel attempted to make the robot a bit more realistic by adding more notable Trump quotes.
Like his “Access Hollywood” quote in which he brags about grabbing women by the “p*ssy.”
Hall of President Trump but with the Access Hollywood Tape audio. pic.twitter.com/WFDV0ncJMv
— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) December 18, 2017
Or him insisting there is nothing wrong with the size of his manhood at a debate with Marco Rubio.
3. I’m still laughing at this one: Hall of Presidents Trump but debating with Rubio the size of his hands… and his uhh… pic.twitter.com/1GeHsMXxGs
— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) December 19, 2017
Others couldn’t help but notice how the other presidents are looking at their newest addition.
all the other presidents in Disney's new Hall of Presidents look like they can't believe Donald Trump is president either pic.twitter.com/eMP9UX1bM8
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017
Disney finally put Trump in the Hall of Presidents and the others are all “can you believe this schmuck” pic.twitter.com/cpn3N3kxfe
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 19, 2017
Others merely questioned who was behind something so dark and vile.
Whichever Imagineer created this nightmare-Trump is my new hero. It's like the robot gained sentience and was immediately disgusted by its own appearance pic.twitter.com/rGXG6N2vM7
— Adam Molloy (@adamjmolloy) December 19, 2017
every robot in the hall of presidents looks like they were designed by a guy who lost his glasses and had to fill in all the details by memory pic.twitter.com/5zCR9PjGTm
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) December 19, 2017
Disney hired the election-day cake bakers to build their Trump robot. pic.twitter.com/pqXYmkR3j2
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 19, 2017
The new Trump robot at Disney world is so life like it was made in Russia pic.twitter.com/XsDZ2oDviY
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@Deanofcomedy) December 19, 2017