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Twitter Just Blew Up With Brand New ‘Investigation’ Into Hilarious New Trump Conspiracy #DentureDonald

Twitter users accused President Donald Trump of having poorly-glued dentures after he slurred “United States” during his speech on Jerusalem Wednesday.

“Trump announces that the U.S. will recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital and all hell breaks loose between his tongue and teeth,” The Daily Show with Trevor Noah tweeted, along with a video mocking Trump pronouncing “United States” as “unied shaes.”

“What the hell was going on there?!” Noah asked. “It seemed like somebody hit him with a blow-dart right before he made the speech.”

“He’s slurring and stumbling over the words. He sounds like he just had a drink with Bill Cosby,” he joked.

“We all know what’s going on here: President Trump is wearing dentures, people,” Noah said. “Yeah, that’s what’s going on. No, this used to happen to my grandfather all the time: His dentures would start falling out, and then he wouldn’t be able to finish his sentence.”

“Have you ever seen Trump eat an apple or a pear or fruits or vegetables of any kind?” Noah asked. “Think about it: Fake teeth, fake hair, fake tan… there’s no part of his body that’s real.”

Noah was not the only one to notice, and #DentureDonald quickly began to trend on Twitter.

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